dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

(via ruinedchildhood)

azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

(Source: loopholes, via absolutlysara)

officialcocaine:

the oitnb wiki for larry is my favorite thing ever

(via uberhaxorteeth)

estpolis:

the legends are true

estpolis:

the legends are true

(via zackisontumblr)

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

(via orgasmic-humor)

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

(via orgasmic-humor)

piplump:

Teacher: “I won’t be setting any homework today”

image

(via orgasmic-humor)