circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

circlebutt:

helpihavedementia:

brogigayo:

ticktaec:

tyleroakley:

My body is ready.

I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?

 …it is ice cream and caramel

why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple

fucking what

image

(Source: skrink-la-da-doo, via thefuuuucomics)

thatfunnyblog:

If I can’t bring the spoon to my face
THEN I’LL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

thatfunnyblog:

If I can’t bring the spoon to my face


THEN I’LL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

(Source: thepenjones)

arntbs:

That is all.

(via komandr)

dangervvank:

"what music are you into?"
"i like this! it’s very grown up…"

(via ruinedchildhood)

azulalaufeyson:

johnandpaul1:

"Tim keeps having me kill his wife in his movies… I don’t know what that means," -Johnny Depp

I love this post

(Source: loopholes, via absolutlysara)

officialcocaine:

the oitnb wiki for larry is my favorite thing ever

(via uberhaxorteeth)

estpolis:

the legends are true

estpolis:

the legends are true

(via zackisontumblr)

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

penis-hilton:

I’M IN FUCKING TEARS

(via orgasmic-humor)

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

subjectnumber32:

outerlabia:

fpti:

earlygr4ves:

i walked into health and screamed and the teacher goes “you’re the 7th person today. they’re cpr dummies.”

jesus christ

they’re calling to mother for food

F  E  E  D

(via orgasmic-humor)